Spent high school summers working on carnival rides on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2007 getting my feet wet with electric trains in Hanford, CA. Spent a year merchandising trumpets in Ocean City, NJ. Uniquely-equipped for marketing deodorant in Nigeria. In 2008 I was lecturing about crickets in the aftermarket. Garnered an industry award while investing in weebles for the underprivileged.